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Think your healthtech startup will change medicine? FDA filings are calling.
Startup survival rate in Health:
2 in 10 ideas survive the roast
Roast my Health idea →TL;DR — Why Health ideas fail
The brutal patterns our AI spots in every doomed Health pitch
- 01Healthcare sales cycles average 18 months — your runway won't survive the first pilot
- 02HIPAA compliance and data security requirements will triple your engineering costs
- 03Doctors don't switch tools; hospital procurement committees take years to decide
- 04Without clinical evidence, you're selling faith — with it, you're 5 years behind schedule
How the roast works
01
Submit your idea
Describe your Health startup in one sentence. No deck required.
02
Pick a persona
Choose your executioner — Brutal VC, AI Overlord, Bitter Ex-CoFounder, and more.
03
Get destroyed
Receive a savagely honest roast with a burn score and a pivot suggestion.
Free to use — 5 roasts per day, no account required
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