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Think your edtech startup will transform learning? The completion rate says otherwise.
Startup survival rate in Education:
1 in 10 ideas survive the roast
Roast my Education idea →TL;DR — Why Education ideas fail
The brutal patterns our AI spots in every doomed Education pitch
- 01Online course completion rates average below 10% — engagement is not solved
- 02School procurement is a 12-month sales cycle with a 2% close rate
- 03Parents are the buyer, students are the user, and schools control distribution — a three-way hell
- 04Every edtech idea was tried during COVID and most of them failed
How the roast works
01
Submit your idea
Describe your Education startup in one sentence. No deck required.
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Pick a persona
Choose your executioner — Brutal VC, AI Overlord, Bitter Ex-CoFounder, and more.
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Get destroyed
Receive a savagely honest roast with a burn score and a pivot suggestion.
Free to use — 5 roasts per day, no account required
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