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Think your consumer app will be the next TikTok? Your retention curve disagrees.
Startup survival rate in Consumer App:
1 in 50 ideas survive the roast
Roast my Consumer App idea →TL;DR — Why Consumer App ideas fail
The brutal patterns our AI spots in every doomed Consumer App pitch
- 01Day-1 retention below 25% means you're building a leaky bucket, not a product
- 02App Store discovery is essentially dead without a $50K/month UA budget
- 03You need a habit loop — most consumer apps never find one
- 04Your TAM is "everyone with a phone" and your realistic addressable market is 4,000 people
How the roast works
01
Submit your idea
Describe your Consumer App startup in one sentence. No deck required.
02
Pick a persona
Choose your executioner — Brutal VC, AI Overlord, Bitter Ex-CoFounder, and more.
03
Get destroyed
Receive a savagely honest roast with a burn score and a pivot suggestion.
Free to use — 5 roasts per day, no account required
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